“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you…
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you